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Rest in Peace, Mr. Lee
After a set of complications stemming from respiratory failure at the Chelsea and Westminster Hospital in London, Christopher Lee passed away.
And just like that, one of the great legends of cinema - a man whose lifespan covered nearly the entire 20th century, a man who was everything from a decorated and clandestine war hero of the SAS to a fine actor, from an adventurer and philanthropist to a heavy metal aficionado - has bowed and left the great ongoing play that is the human condition.
The stage feels all the emptier without him.
... But that said...
Ladies and gentlemen, take the time not solely to mourn, but to celebrate. This man, this legend, lived a full life. 93 years. We should only be so lucky to live as long and as well as he had.
Rest well, Christopher Lee.