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Transformers: Age of Extinction reviewWARNING: this review is more-or-less the Ninja Turtles one all over again
Y'know what I don't get? How people are always saying Micheal Bay films are nothing but pointless destruction. In every Micheal Bay movie I've seen, we're forced to watch the stupid annoying humans while the badass CGI ass-kickers are shoved into the background. Look, the reason this worked for Gareth Edwards's Godzilla movie is because Godzilla cannot talk, offers no character development, and can destroy the entire setting in about ten minutes flat. The Transformers and the Ninja Turtles have no such problem.
So what sets this film apart from the previous Transformers movies? The stupid humans hogged even more screen time, AND THEY WERE EVEN MORE ANNOYING!!! And this time we didn't even have the reasonably funny John Turturro or Sam's mildly entertaining (even if painful to watch) parents.
On the brighter side, at least in this movie Optimus actually had some character development. He's finally lost his
My Ninja Turtles (2014) reviewSo, in the months before the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, I stood up in defense against the majority. Was I right to do so? Well, yes and no.
First of all, the Turtles and Splinter looked awesome. Splinter actually looked like a rat, and the Turtles acted like teenagers. Lots of pop culture references and everything. And they looked like they got their clothes from living in the sewers (though I seriously question how Donnie's glasses and Raph's shades never fell off, or how the tech on Donnie's back was never damaged when they slid around on their shells). It was also pretty cool seeing Mikey with a rocket-powered skateboard. And Raph's habit of chewing on a toothpick felt very in-character for him.
How believable the Turtles looked was...so-so. Not quite up to Electro in "Amazing Spider-Man 2", but as good as Rocket and Groot in "Guardians of the Galaxy".
And then there's Shredder. How badass is he? The first time we see him, he LITERALLY
Marvel vs DC fighters: HulkProfile:
* Name: Bruce Banner
* Occupation: S.H.I.E.L.D. scientist
* First Appearance: The Incredible Hulk #1 (May 1962)
* Dr. Bruce Banner was once the world's leading expert in gamma radiation. But that was before an accident caused him to mutate into a rage-driven creature called the incredible Hulk when angered. For years, he lived on the run with his friend Rick Jones, looking for a cure. After becoming a founding member of the Avengers, he was offered a job at S.H.I.E.L.D..
Bruce Banner's eyes glow green, and he says "You're not going to like me when I'm angry." He transforms into the Hulk (in a sequence resembling the TV series Hulk-outs shot-for-shot) and roars.
Hulk stands over his defeated enemy and bellows "HULK IS STRONGEST THERE IS!" He then notices army helicopters closing in from a distance, and leaps off in the opposite direction.
The Hulk uses interactive objects differently than oth
Marvel vs DC fighters: the JokerProfile:
* Name: Unknown
* Occupation: Professional criminal & anarchist
* First Appearance: Batman #1 (Spring 1940)
* No one – not even the Joker himself – is sure of what his true origins are. Maybe he was a failed stand-up comedian turned to crime to support his pregnant wife. Maybe he was a high-ranking gangster named Jack Napier. Or maybe he was a criminal mastermind called “the Red Hood”. Whatever the case, the Joker is one of the most dangerous men alive due to his violent and unpredictable nature. He delights in wreaking havoc, especially concerning his nemesis, Batman.
An Arkham van crashes. The Joker shoves a guard's dead body aside, climbs out, tosses away a pair of handcuffs and says "Heeeeere's JOKER!"
Joker pulls a gun on his fallen enemy. It turns out to just be a "BANG!" flag. Joker laughs, but then he pulls the trigger a second time, impaling his enemy with the flag like a harpoon. He laugh
Marvel vs DC fighters: Iron ManProfile:
* Name: Anthony Edward "Tony" Stark
* Occupation: CEO of Stark Industries
* First Appearance: Tales of Suspense #39 (March 1963)
* When Tony Stark was captured by the terrorist group the Ten Rings in the Middle East, he was able to escape by building the first Iron Man armor with the help of a fellow prisoner. Upon his return, he started upgrading his suits to become more powerful, becoming the invincible Iron Man.
Tony Stark drops a red/gold metal briefcase onto the ground. It opens up and Tony puts his hands in the gloves. As the armor unfolds around him, he says "I. Am. (faceplate closes) Iron Man."
Iron Man retracts the faceplate and says "Better luck next time". The faceplate closes. "JARVIS, could you make some lunch reservations? I'm thinking either ribs or shawarma." Iron Man takes flight.
* Repulsors: Iron Man fires two shots from his repulsor rays
* Rocket Punch: Strong
5 things I hope Paramount remembers about TMNTEveryone gets equal focus
A lot of times, Leo and Raph get all the focus while Mikey and Donnie are shoved into the background. There's a reason why every TMNT comic has given every turtle their own one-shot issue. There's 4 of them: Leonardo (the responsible leader), Donatello (the brains), Raphael (the muscle), and Michelangelo (the heart and humor). And this doesn't just apply to the turtles. Master Splinter, April O'Neil, and Casey Jones are not side characters. They're main characters, even if the franchise isn't named after them.
They're brothers, not clones
The problem with the live-action movies was that they didn't take the time to develop each of the turtles into their own character. The turtles have always had their own defining characteristics. As well as their own individual fighting styles.
It's 25% T, 25% M, 25% N, and 25% other T
This isn't another "they're not aliens" rant. I think that's been done enough. I mean that there are 4 words in the title
Cartoon Network: Time Warp Crisis - Chapter 15“I must thank you, children,” Aku said to the young heroes, “for playing right into the hands of my future self.”
“Wait, what!?” Dexter asked. “How could he possibly know...?”
The demon warlord laughed. “Fools. You think I couldn't recognize my own handiwork from my imprisonment?”
“It doesn't matter.” Numbuh Five said. “We still have to take him down!”
“Are you kidding!?” Young-Ben asked. “He's totally and completely invulnerable, remember?!”
“Nothing is completely invulnerable.” Blossom said. She fired a blast of heat vision. Aku cringed in actual pain as the blast struck him.
“He's still weak from his imprisonment!” Numbuh One said. “Hit him with all you've got!”
The KND opened fire. Aku suddenly turned into a shadowy vortex and scattered them all.
“I will not be taken so easily.” He said. He then leaped toward Dexter. The
Cartoon Network: Time Warp Crisis - Chapter 14OUTSIDE THE FORTRESS...
“ˇSupercow al rescate!”
The green-caped hero punched out several Ice Cream Men before flying into a Teen Ninja.
Rachel blasted one Ice Cream Man in the face with a S.C.A.M.P.P. and looked up at the fortress, hoping the strike team was okay. She realized she was letting herself get distracted. She regained her focus just in time to see a Teen Ninja get hit with an electric blast. Rachel turned to see Mandy holding a Q.U.A.D.R.A.Z.A.P..
“Why are you helping us?” the commander asked.
“If they gain the ultimate power, they'll become a problem for both of us.” Mandy responded. “Don't take this the wrong way. We're not friends.”
The two briefly locked eyes, but then returned their attention to the battle.
WITHIN THE FORTRESS...
As Fourarms and Vilgax traded punches, a metal sphere shot up from underground, opened up, and enveloped Mojo Jojo. The sphere floated up, and the top half
10 things I want to see in a Fantastic Four rebootDON'T DO THE ORIGIN
Not for the reason you think. (Y'know, the "it's been done" routine. Does anyone ever shut up about that?) I mean because of 2 reasons: first, the Fantastic Four's origin has always been rather simple (fly into space, get hit by cosmic rays, become super heroes). Second, it leaves more time for the main story. The should just add some quick flashbacks throughout the movie, like in "The Incredible Hulk".
Costumed nut robbing a bank? Call Spider-Man. Anti-mutant genocidal terrorists wreaking havoc? That's what the X-Men are for. Supervillain team trying to conquer the world? Avengers Assemble. Crime syndicates threatening the innocent? Go get Daredevil. They all have their thing. What's the Fantastic Four's? They explore the unknown. They travel too the far reaches of the cosmos, clobbering any bad guys they encounter. The Negative Zone, the Microverse, Subterranea, Atlantis, the Skrull empire, Attilan, nowhere is too weird for
OpticDogsOptic Dog Information
Sientific name: Canis Oculus
Life Span: (Unknown)
Optic Dogs (Canis Oculus) are a species of dog like creatures to who's' origins are unknown as well as their life spans given that no dead specimens have ever been discovered. The sound of the Optic Dog is like that of a Tasmanian devil when angered, a hyena when communicating with member of the same species though not of the same pack and a raven as a location call when lost or looking for partners. An Optic Dog's diet is also unknown given that no specimens have ever been observed consuming any flesh that they kill and appear to only kill for the pure pleasure of it. The anatomy of an Optic Dog is also unknown and it is thought that these creature's bodies are mainly made up of vein like structures as well as a total of 10 eye like struc
Reader x KnB: Holiday job Chapter 20
Author's note: I'm soo sorry for the late update, but I just got back from my exchange in Danmark and I was so tired that I had to first rest a few days, before writing the new chapter.
f/n = first name
l/n = last name
e/c = eye color
h/c = hair color
f/c = favourite color
„… maid café. I was thinking of doing this a while now and when I heard the good news about your ankle, I just thought, let’s do it. Your part there is to sit on a little table and every time someone comes in, you tell them where a table on which they can sit. And the guests have to go to you and then you can take their order. Sound easy, doesn’t it?”
“Yeah, I would really love to do it!!”
My world becomes colourful again. Not only I can leave the bed, but although I can help with such a cool thing. All the loneliness and boredom of the past few days is ravished in barely a second.
The next day
It’s the first time in a while that I’m being awaked by my alarm
Prelude: Cthulhu vs. Charles Barkley
Insanus Abe: ...This is the most ridiculous and craziest match we'll ever do.
Madness Abe: Hey, Dan and Lacie did Shaq vs. 50 Cent and CyberAgent did his own share of crazy matches, so we ought to join in on the bandwagon and prove why we're called "Madness" and "Insanus".
Xl9: If the crazy guy think this is crazy, Abe, then you really need to re-evaluate this match.
Madness Abe: Anyway, the indie game community has come up with amazing titles and games, but sometimes a bizarre comes out with an alternate character interpretation on existing characters...or people in this game.
Insanus Abe: This is so ridiculous...
Xl9: Cthulhu, the reformed Elder God turned Hero!
Madness Abe: And Charles Barkley, the Ultimate Slams Master. Joining is today is Death Battle veteran, Xl9, and together we'll analyze each fighter's weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle!
Anthony and his Mom were driving to their cousins house for a vacation. While there, he would meet her 15 year old cousin and her fiends and her mom and her sister. Anthony lived in a very female-majority/influenced family. He as literally the only male,and he never knew his dad. "Mom, it's the first week of summer can I just stay home for a bit and play video games just to get used to the freedom?" Anthony complained. "Honey, atop complaining!" Anthony's mom said. "I'd rather have a smart and beautiful daughter!" "Fine, I'll stop complaining. They arrived at the cousins house. "Ring the doorbell." his Mom said. Anthony rung the doorbell. Her cousin opened the door. "Hi!" said Anthony's Mom and Sasha (her cousin). "Hi Anthony!" she said. "Hello.." mumbled Anthony. "Come in." Sasha said politely. Anthony stepped inside and saw that the inside was very comfy looking and spacious. "Did you guys already have dinner?" Sasha asked. "Yes, stopped at a fast-food place, but Anthony got sauce al
Kuroko Tetsuya x Reader ( My sweetest Kuroko )WARNING : CONTAINS TOOO MUCH FLUFFINESS
Kuroko-kun might be out of character .... I'm a lazy writer ...
sooo let's enjoy ....
Today was your first date with your deadpanned face boyfriend . How can this happen .?
It was a day after valentine day , but you still didn't give your valentine gift to your crush . You were tooooooooooo shy and afraid that he might reject you . Your cousin , Kagami Taiga said that Kuroko really like Vanilla shakes so you thought that vanilla-choco gift was the best to give to him .
You gather all of your courage to confess to him , so you write a short letter / note and put it at his shoe locker .
---TIME SKIP ---
"I....i.... li-like y-you , K-kuroko san ?" you said stuttered and with your blushing faced while handing him your handmade vanilla-choco .
"Eh" he was shocked at first , and his faced was shown a small tint of crimson red . He liked you since the day Kag
R+V: A Confession and a Vampire: Reboot Ch. 40
Rosario + Vampire "A Confession and a Vampire: Reboot"
Chapter 40 "Back To School"
Based upon characters created by Akihisa Ikeda.
Original idea and story written by Gamera68.
Pairing: the real Moka Akashiya and Tsukune Aono
Alternate Reality, set after the events of the now-finished manga series.
Comedy / Drama / Slice-of-Life
Moka and Tsukune are 19 years old.
Beta by :iconjacoblee0463:, :icontrain48:, and :iconcolresslawliet: from deviantArt. Thanks once again!
A/N: This chapter concludes Tamiko's introductory arc. It will be her first day at school as a first grader. She will still be in the story of course but won't be the central focus unless the chapter is about her. Tsukune and Moka will finally get some well-deserved alone time very soon since Tamiko will be at school from 8:30 AM until 1:30 PM Monday through Friday.
Just a reminder, her elementary school is a private school. She will also be making some new friends as well. I'd also like to thank everyone who has
You Wouldn't Hurt Me chapter 1Marshall Lee paced back and forth in his living room restlessly, his hands a shaking mess. A frustrated hiss escaped the boy's pale lips as the unknown hunger once again ripped through his cold body. The wave of pain that tore through his undead nerves caused the vampire to convulse and collapse to the floor, his chest heaving as he continued to take blow after blow. Almost sobbing from the pain, he instinctively curled into a ball, and let out a frustrated growl. For weeks now, this mysterious hunger had plagued him. It was so bad that no matter how hard he tried, he could not distract himself from the ravenous hunger that had over taken him. Playing his guitar didn't work, neither did sucking the red out of everything he owned, even visiting his friends didn't seem to pull him away from this glob awful feeling. Nothing seemed to work and Marshall was near, if not past, his breaking point. As the pain began to temporarily subside, the vampire kings dark eyes lazily opened. Drawing in
Getting Over The Fear Part 1
"Hey Heath, I got an idea!" Nicole said. "Tell me." Heath said interested. "You know how gay guys like you like other guys right? Well girls also like guys and do to your wide hips, nice legs, hourglass figure, rounded face, and overall feminine body structure, I could dress you up as a girl so you could go up to guys and they'll think your a normal straight girl." "Nah, they would know I'm a guy." Heath said looking down. "Oh come on, his is one of the best options you can take, and if you do this, I'll give you 200$ in return and pictures of me." Nicole said with honesty. "Are you sure it'll work?" Heath said with consideration. "Positive." "Ok, I'll do it. "Great! Now if you will excuse me, I got to get to my next class. Meet me at my house at 5!"
Heath arrived at Nicole's house right at 5:00 and walked up to her snow covered house. The door was unlocked, and Heath opened it. Like usual when going to Nicole's house, he saw her orange walls and unique furniture. He sat down on a sofa
Wakie Wakie! -Epilogue
A diary entry from Andrea, 2 years later...
Hi! I just got back back from a photoshoot one of my moms friends was doing. I think this one looks of me looks very cute. Don't you think? She took pictures of me and Sasha, and speaking of her, she is, like, the best sister you can have. We very rarely get into fight sand she helps me when I'm in need. I consider myself lucky. My new school is awesome. I've made over 6 new friends, most of them obviously girls. I told them about my story and they are very interested. My mom is also very caring. So far, I've had one of the best A streaks in my school. And I've gotta watch out for the boys, they hit on me hard teehee. I am very good at sports, and I am in excellent shape. I still have the same mind as my boy self, but I've been attracted to girl subjects and topics very easily that I am not interested in boy topics like sports, comics, and science as well as other stuff. I am 14 years old now, and Sasha is 17. Sasha has a really nice and cute
How to make a Legion of Doom, ImdaBatman style
The Legion of Doom. The anti-Justice League. If you're satisfied with the classic 13 members, (Luthor, Grodd, Brainiac, Cheetah, Capt. Cold, Sinestro, Bizzaro, Giganta, Black Manta, Riddler, Scarecrow, Solomon Grundy, & Toyman), that's fine. But, I decided to revamp the membership a little:
1. I started by deciding how many members there'd be. I went with thirteen, as a nod to the classic Legion.
2. I knew Lex Luthor would be the leader, of coarse. Not only that, but like the Injustice League Unlimited, I also added Joker and Cheetah. Lex, Joker, & Cheetah. The "anti-three", if you will. The opposing forces to Superman, Batman, & Wonder Woman. That left me with 10 open spaces.
3. Taking a hint from the first 3, I also added each respective nemesis of the other 4 iconic JLA members:
Aquaman - Black Manta
Green Lantern - Sinestro
Flash - Captain Cold
Martian Manhunter - Ma'a
How It Began"God, your two o'clock is here."
"I have a two o'clock?"
"He's been here since 7:45. I figured it's only polite to... sir."
God sighed. "Fine, send him in."
While He waited God cleared His desk of papers and blueprints; no need for outsiders to see His plans. Soon enough the door to His office opened and God stood, smiled, held out a hand towards one of the two visitor's chairs.
"God! Great stuff you're doing in sector 2-7-0! Great stuff!"
The man's hands were clammy, his handshake limp. Rumpled suit, porkpie hat, briefcase... oh Jes-- oh dear, a salesman. God's smile slipped a little but He soldiered on gamely. With luck He could shoo the poor guy away in a few minutes.
"So, what can I do for you?"
The man sat, briefcase across his knees. "Sector 2-7-0! Everyone's talking about it! What do you call it? Man and merman?"
"Man and woman, actually. And thanks. But we're pretty busy around here, and..."
"Oh! Right! No time for the wicked, eh?" The salesman winked and popped his briefcase,
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